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THEIF!!! ALERT! ALERT!

Photograph by Kelly HeckHey there, you Hawk Thief, how dare you step on MY turf (porch) and take MY hawk. Even worse, you dared to leave the bag, the only thing protecting you from a random bird disease.

That bird was ice-cold, dead, and past it's prime - I hope you caught salmonella for your ridiculously, not-worth-it, midnight snack crime, you stuck up, sneaky, disgusting prick. That rigid meat, rolling in your belly, is sure to make you regret your poor decision.

If it was you, Cacius, I forgive you, ya slobbery pup.

Monday, February 23, 2009

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